And then she decided she must buy a trinket to personalize her pokegear. But she doesn’t has money. Oh well. Meanwhile she is going to fool around with the cute new gear like a boss.
Hm? It ringed and well, she just stared at the screen nonchalantly to give a quick advertisement in the most sweet way possible she found:
” Stalkers. ” How do you delete people in this shit ?
He blinked, watching the girl seemingly struggling with some inner feelings. Takeshi and his Growlithe casted glances at each other almost comically before both looked as if they were shrugging.
It seemed as if his trainer was already rubbing off on him, and it hadn’t even been an hour yet.
“Well, if you say so!”
Growlithe inwardly seemed to be relieved.
“I found him here. I haven’t moved around much, really. I think he’s a lost dog, but I’m not too sure. So I decided to take him in!” Takeshi was still completely clueless on how Pokemon work.
His assumption: there was only one Growlithe, and Growlithe was his name. Takeshi had always been oblivious to everything.
“I don’t know if you can find any other lost dogs here, hahaha!”
“Just a coincidence that I found him!” But, as he continued to rub the back of his head, he noticed another animal standing behind the new girl. It slightly resembled a fox, but he also had a feeling that it wasn’t the same fox from any books.
It suddenly hit him that there were treading on wild territory. It was then that he looked down at Growlithe. ‘Maybe he’s not…lost?’ It seemed that Takeshi was slowly trying to understand what was going on.
“Uh, I don’t know about dogs, but there’s a fox right over there. Don’t know if it’s friendly though.”
Better to control the impulse. Maybe that will crush her pride and such, her name must be kept as something to be respected no matter where the heck she was and no matter with who she was talking. Ugh, stupid and cute Growlithe almost she fell under it’s charming spell.
” I don’t want any lost puppy, what if they have an owner!? They would call me a burglar! ” And she was everything but that, except with stealing hearts. That’s another theme her ego must handle every damn day of her life.
Although she blamed a lot, maybe this had it’s good side. Yukio wasn’t such an idiot then!
Riruka gazed behind her to find another of those damn creature.
That didn’t even looked completely as a fox, but — ITWASOCUTEASWELL. Everyone could hear the doki doki beaming out of her heart! ” Ugh, this is stupid ” And then she pointed a the fox-like creature who was actually trying to bite her boot. BUT IT WAS CUTE SO SHE WON’T SAY A THING ABOUT IT~ ” Maybe I can bring this with me, at least to scare the other ugly beasts I saw ” As a cute amulet ! And with it, she immediately tried to catch by hugging it and receiving a growl in return.
Fuck da police.
I am not…
DUMMY!! ONLY DUMMIES WOULD GO AFTER SOMEONE LIKE THAT!!!” We might as well just say that Riruka has won this argument.
” Dummies who have good taste. If you had a better taste, probably you wouldn’t help but to love me ♥ ” Oh, yes. This pleases Riruka.
Just because it’s a new arc doesn’t mean that she isn’t old!!!
“ONLY A DUMMY LIKE YOU WOULD THINK IT LOOKS CUTE! DUMMY! PIGTAILS ONLY LOOK CUTE ON FIVE YEAR OLDS AND YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT FIVE!!!”
Oh, no he’s starting to run out of insults.
But she isn’t so old !! She is a flower recently blooming !
” They are cute. If I say they are cute…PIGTAILS ARE FUCKING CUTE. UNDERSTOOD!? If you aren’t able to see that is because …or you are blind or you are completely attracted to ugly things. ”
Bossun is only 17! He’s allowed to be rude!
“WHY WOULD I WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOU, OLD LADY!? I DUNNO WHAT TIME YOU CAME FROM, BUT THOSE PIGTAILS WERE ONLY COOL WHEN SAILOR MOON AIRED!”
WHY RIRUKA WOULD BE OLD !? She is from the new
and terrible arc of Bleach!
” I’M NOT AN OLD LADY!! AND PIGTAILS ARE CUTE! GOT IT!? CUTE! “ Of course, pigtails where the tsundere trend!
Ouch, ouch. His poor
maidenheart was aching.
“You’re some kind of bully aren’t you!? I guess you didn’t know that bullying young boys will give you wrinkles!!”
Don’t mention wrinkles to a lady! That’s more rude!
—!! A message?
Bossun checked his C-Gear to see a VERY RUDE MESSAGE FROM SOME KIND OF VANDAL.
“DON’T YOU THINK THAT’S REALLY MEAN!?” Bossun is equally smooth.
Riruka didn’t expected any reply. Well, if someone wanted fight then …she would do that as well. Ugh, it was better than being chased by pidgeys. Fucking pidgeys by the way.
” That’s why I said it ~ ” Oh, being mean is just one of her charms.
if johto gets pokegears
hoenn gets pokenavs
sinnoh gets poketchs
and unova has the c-gear
What does kanto get?
pretend you have one ? /shot
Riruka is going to watch the pokégear for some seconds, all the contacts ….she needed to put this shit in the most stylish way possible but first —! A message to all this weird people.
” Fuck all of you. I don’t want friends. ” Smooth Riruka. Smooth.
He conversed with her as if being chased by birds was something that happened on a normal basis. Then again, there was a lot that eluded his understanding.
“We’re in some magical land called Kanto. And we got these cool little devices too, that let us talk to our other friends in other places, and they come with little maps, too, so we don’t get lost. Dunno how they ended up there, though. I picked this place because it sounded the best, and then this cute duck started following me.”`
And this will continue ever if no one realizes the situation is completely weird. Not everyday you get chased by birds. Specially these type of birds. One day they will leave and everything will be beautiful again ~
” Isn’t that from a game ? ” Not like she had time since the beginning she was almost killing a person and herself in the path of discovering what the hell was going on. ” Ugh…CAN YOU HELP ME !?! ” Cute duck. Cute. CUTE. Fine, with that word the fullbringer was convinced sort of less, that duck was yellow and fat. The perfect combination for a retarded. So, she approved it.